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We Don't Eat Our Classmates

Book cover for We Don't Eat Our Classmates by Ryan T. Higgins

Penelope repeatedly eats classmates and returns them after correction, but understanding changes only when the class goldfish bites her. The reversal makes bodily consequence—not an adult lecture—the route to empathy.

We Don't Eat Our Classmates by Ryan T. Higgins is estimated to take about 5.5 minutes to read aloud (409 words, 2 sentences a spread). Best for ages 4-6.

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Estimated read-aloud time
about 5.5 minutesEstimated read-aloud time
Words
409Word count
Sentences per spread
2Text density
Re-read tolerance
5/5strong repeat appeal
Vocabulary level
3/5a few new words
Best for
Ages 4-6Age range

Our review

Penelope begins school wanting connection while also treating classmates as food. The teacher’s reminders produce temporary compliance, but the decisive event is the class goldfish biting Penelope’s finger: she finally experiences the fear and discomfort she has imposed. The plot’s contradiction—wanting friends while eating them—gives a concrete way to discuss impact apart from intention.

Interrupting Chicken also brings disruptive behavior into story time, but the young chicken’s interruptions aim to rescue endangered characters and become a creative reversal. Penelope offers the clearer consequence-and-empathy arc. Its comic swallowing scenes are still explicit enough to preview for a child uneasy about being eaten.

Before you buy it

Classmates are swallowed and expelled for comedy, and the fish’s bite is the turning point. Sensitive readers may find the predation more alarming than the bright school setting suggests.

Themes

  • school
  • dinosaurs
  • empathy
  • friendship
  • humour

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